Today, we put out the new letters for the church sign, "LOOKING FOR A NEW START, TRY GOD" . Other than the occasional announcement I typically put out my sermon title for the coming week. But I'm always looking for meaningful and relevant sayings for the sign.
I have gone by many a church sign in my day and have just passed scratching my head saying, "huh, I don't get it." For example:
"HELL IS HOT"
Well duh, even an idiot knows that.
"HOME IMPROVEMENT BEGINS WITH A KING JAMES BIBLE" -
Didn't know King James was the authority on family life.
"DONT LET WORRIES KILL YOU LET THE CHURCH HELP" -
Yah, that's my goal for the church, lets weed 'em all out.
"AS MY APPRENTICE YOUR NEVER FIRED - GOD"
Unless of course your name is Lucifer
"JESUS IS COMING BACK SOON, LOOK BUSY"
Ok, so we're going to trick Jesus into thinking we've been doing good works all this time. Because he hasn't been paying attention.
And my favorite red-neck church sign:
"GIT-R-DUN FUR GOD"
At least they spelled God right. (Watch out for the spit cups in the pew-back in front of you)
There are plenty more, just don't have the time or space. Let's be reasonable with our signs. They are out there for others to see and make fun of.
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well hello there...this is ashley goben!do you still remember me?to be quite honest i dont know exactly what led me to this page...i never knew it existed haha8)but ya well i thought this "blog"thing majig was pretty cool.and i liked your opinion on these church signs...i know like duh seriously come on people!!haha well so ya i dunno what the whole your web page deal is about but whatever i just put my myspace...haha i am probably boring you and you probably dont even care so i am going to shut up now!!goodbye!
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